Tuesday, October 27, 2015

The Most Controversial NASCAR Race of the Season

Jeff Gordon started on the pole and led the 1st 10 laps. That's a good way to start your final race at Talladega. Dale Earnhardt, Jr. led laps 11-11. Wait a minute, he's an Earnhardt, Earnhardts usually led more than 1 lap in a row. Denny Hamlin led laps 11-15. Earnhardt, Jr. led laps 15-17. Hamlin led laps 17-18. Earnhardt, Jr, led laps 18-19. Hamlin leads. No Earnhardt. No Hamlin! I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE WILL WIN! Gordon led laps 19-20. Finally someone other than Jr. or Hamlin. Earnhardt led laps 20-41. Austin Dillon got a tire related penalty. Eh, he didn't have a shot anyway. Aric Almirola was too fast entering the pits. See what I said about Dillon. MICHAEL WALTRIP, YES MICHAEL WALTRIP LED LAPS 41-42. WHERE HAS HE BEEN?! Jimmie Johnson led laps 42-66. wow. Earnhardt Jr. led laps 66-81. Well he's Jr. Michael Waltrip led lap 81. Michael McDowell was too fast leaving the pits. David Ragan led laps 81-82. Travis Kvapil's crew went over the wall too soon. Paul Menard led laps 82-84. Joey Logano led laps 84-97. Oh Great, him. Kevin Harvick led laps 97-104, hmmm is this Dover all over again? Kasey Kahne led laps 104-120, wait Kasey Kahne? Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. led laps 120-121. It's Dega, what do you expect? Casey Mears was too fast coming into the pits. Earnhardt, Jr's crew went over the wall too soon. Johnson led laps 121-129. Justin Alligaier's crew went over the wall too soon. Later, his engine blows up. Kurt Busch led leaps 136-136. Kenseth led laps 137-140. Just wait for him to wreck again. Kyle Busch led laps 140-152. Earnhardt led laps 152-170. Menard led laps 171-172. David Gilliland led laps 172-173. Greg Biffle led laps 173-187. Jamie McMurray 's Engine blows up. Not a good day for Hendrick engines. Now for what I hate with a passion, the finish. Kevin Harvick becomes an idiot and KNOWS HIS ENGINES GONNA BLOW DOESN'T BRING IT TOO THE GARAGE AND STARTS THE BIG ONE ON ONLY THE FIRST ATTEMPT AT A GREEN WHITE CHECKER!!!!!!! AND THE WORST PART IS NASCAR DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER WITH THE 2ND AND 3RD ATTEMPTS . THEY JUST LOOKED AT THE FOOTAGE AND DEEMED LOGANO THE WINNER! PLUS JR. WAS AHEAD OF JOEY! FOR SURE!

Anyway, here are what NASCAR says is the Eliminator 8 is:

  • Joey Logano (3 wins)
  • Carl Edwards
  • Jeff Gordon
  • Brad Keselowski
  • Kurt Busch
  • Martin Truex, Jr.
  • Kevin Harvick
  • Kyle Busch


This is what I say the Eliminator 8 should be:

  • Joey Logano (2 wins)
  • Dale Earnhardt, Jr. (1 win)
  • Carl Edwards
  • Jeff Gordon
  • Brad Keselowski
  • Kurt Busch
  • Martin Truex Jr
  • Kyle Busch


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